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I. Love this.
Love it.
Oh my god
yes.
This is it, I found it, the funniest post on this entire godsforsaken website
I will never get over how brilliant this comic is. The artist could have just drawn a single image in response, but instead we have this masterpiece. The world doesn’t deserve @iguanamouth.
A professor gave us an extra credit option: take a picture of yourself outside, doing something that you would not usually do. We were told not to take it too seriously. Here is my entry:
I maintain that sticking my head in the mailbox is not something I do on a regular basis.
Love that some of you are reblogging this. You looked at a picture of a guy with his head in a mailbox and went "yeah"
Can't wait to see if everyone did something like this or if they had a normal reaction. I will keep you posted.
[ID: a photo of a pale person wearing a black t-shirt and jeans with his head in a mailbox /END ID]
Hello to everyone asking for an update!
The professor has said that he will put all submitted pictures into a powerpoint to be shown in class tomorrow (Tuesday, March 9th). I am very much looking forward to seeing the reaction from him and from the rest of the class. I promise to keep you informed.
Update: the professor saved my picture for last. I was told that I had "truly embodied the spirit of the assignment" and that I had gone "above and beyond."
Also, to everyone who is worrying about whether or not I got my head out, I was gifted with a very small head, and while I got out just fine I would NOT recommend this if you have a large head or even a normal sized head.
Hey you guys should make this into a meme.
Hows this?
Perfect
Historical facts revealing corruption and racism are only dangerous to those who are currently corrupt and racist.
if the truth is so dangerous to the current order, maybe that order needs to be dismantled
Can we talk about John Cena in the Barbie movie for a bit?
My favorite part about this is that they only put him in there because he asked to be in it.
John Cena asked if there was anything he could do in the Barbie movie and they came back with “how about a merman?” and John said hell yeah!
Flatland has stories of werewolves and horrifying shapeshifting monsters just like most other places, but in flatland, the monster you become doesn't have claws or teeth, it has nothing but lines and the sharp, deadly points at the end.
This is a flatlander's worst nightmare. (Especially if they're an ableist misogynyist!)
[ID: A symetrical shape made up of overlapping black lines that point out in all directions at different lengths. End ID.]
do you see the Themes I am going for here.
Edit 8/19/23: calling them werestars now from @walks-the-ages tags on my short story.
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